3 Funny Things to Say Borrowed From a “Pet Detective”

Films have always played a huge role in our daily lives. But if we were to speak more precisely, the one thing to which they have contributed mostly are our conversations. Punch lines, mic drops, weird things, funny things, there are innumerable examples of movie-one liners that have served all these purposes. And we have always used them with gladness.

In this article, we shall be talking about a particular Hollywood film which is a cult classic. The name of the film is Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Ace Ventura is a pet detective whose role has been played by Jim Carrey, one of the greatest comic actors of all times. The movie with some of the best one-liners and catchphrases ever was a sensation overnight. Here, we will be talking some of these and how you can easily use them when looking for something funny to say.

Here are 3 examples:

1. “If I’m Not Back In Five Minutes, Just Wait Longer.”

Well, sounds about right, isn’t it? This can be used in any situation which requires your friend to not hurry and wait a bit for you. Contrary to the popular norm which uses sentences like, “If I’m not back in five minutes, leave without me”, etc, etc ,which sounds brave and sometimes romantic, using the above words only proves perfect and as it should be for real. And it is obviously one of the funny things to say to your friends. So get going.

2. “Lew-Who, Za-Her!”

This is exactly the thing if you are looking for something funny to say. For those who cannot pronounce it, the word is basically “loser”. For those who recognize it, well you know how to saw it, don’t you? Jim Carrey’s famous expression while saying this very word made both him and the word popular beyond comparison. All you have to do is pronounce is just the way it is written, each hyphenated word whole. And it sounds a lot better. So, whenever you want to mock a friend of yours for his or her inability to do a simple thing you wanted him to do for you, call him this. As much as it sounds better to you, it sounds worse to him.

3. "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911?"

This is one of the funniest things to say in the history of humanity immortalized by Jim Carrey. And a very particular one at that. Half of the drama about a breakup is naturally the story of the break up you say to your friends, right? So, instead of the regular things, use this line and you are sure that your break up story will be heard for the next millennium. Also, if you are indeed fed up with your partner due to his or her terrible behavior, use this line to show the person how he or she is more of an emergency case than a part of your life. Have fun.

These 3 are among the many one-liners that you can borrow from the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.  There are many blogs on the internet that provide the most random things to say in real-life situations that are funny. Just find them out add a comic touch to yourself.