HEY! IS THAT A SYNERGY CARD IN YOUR POCKET?

Pockets!! What would we do without them? Those ingenious little storage facilities, that are more precious than impregnable electronic vaults with combination locks. We have grown up with them. We have always assumed they were a part of our lives. Admit it since the day you were old enough to wear shorts, you unconsciously put every sticky little candy inside much to the disgust of mom; then as you progressed onto school and the examination hall you stuffed your pockets with crook sheets, except this time consciously; then came the days of college when your pockets served as a golden container for chocolates, gifts, loves notes to surprise your beloved! rnPockets constitute one of those little inventions, that are often overlooked, yet the most indispensible (you can live without emails, electronic gadgets, television, mp3 players but not pockets). Had it been up to us, we would have recommended each and every pocket in the world gold medals in the category of world’s best innovation! Think that’s bizarre? Allow us to familiarize you with life before pockets. In ancient days pockets did not exist. Folks would carry pouches slung from belts. These pouches allowed the storage of coins. A case in which no matter how much dough you were carrying you were sure to attract a whole lot of eye balls including the ones you had no intention of inviting. Overtime these pouches started to we worn inside clothes, which meant in those days people in order to take money out would have to strip naked in public. Not every convenient now, was it? So pockets evolved once more to pouches being placed inside clothes with a cut on top that allowed for easy access. This naturally gave away to pouches that were stitched into the interiors of garments. Thus was born the modern day pocket! That ingenious thing that allows us to carry car keys, house keys, grocery lists, soiled handkerchief and our hands as well – saving us the trouble of walking to office on cold winter mornings with no place to snuggle your hands other than under your armpits. Above all and no joke this, pockets allow us to carry India’s best discount card, Synergy Card! You know the one elite shoppers proudly flash after a colossal shopping spree (making us wonder where they get all that money from) at high end showrooms, malls, boutiques or style parlors, massage houses, exotic beach resorts, 7 star pubs and bars, up end restaurants, members only clubs and places most of us don’t even dream of entering (now we hear people are also using Synergy Card to avail not only discount deals in Delhi among other such irresistible discount deals but also as a hospital discount card for check-ups, medical care and other privileged facilities – a miracle cure if you ask us, considering costs today). Coming back to the topic we started with which is pockets, allow us continue by letting you fortunate ones know that today it is not only your pants, shirts, jackets that come blessed with multiple pockets but even undergarments as well, giving you the option of placing your Synergy Card wherever on your body you want to. If you want to thank someone for this, thank one James L. Pocket (if sources are to be believed) who started it all by inventing the modern day pocket. Had luck allowed us we would have put a Synergy Card in his pocket as well - to praise him for this marvelous creation. Synergy: It’s your power to enjoy life now!