"Good & Not So Good Advice From Our Moms (UK)"

(c) Debbie Jenkins. All Rights Reserved.nhttp://www.BookShaker.comn===========================================================nnOur moms were always full of good advice when we werengrowing up and they had to put up with a lot of crapn(quite literally) from us... So don't forget to thanknyour mom for all her good advice this Mother's Day!nnWhy not give her a call?nnForward this article to 3 or more of your friends to remindnthem just how much their moms taught them too.nnTogether we can make Mother's Day really specialnand bring a smile to people's faces.nnWhen We Were Littl'uns...n---------------------------------------n* Of course it stung you - wasps don't like to be stroked.n* No, her face isn't melting. Those are called wrinkles.n* Don't hit your brother while he's sleeping!n* Take that crayon out of your sister's ear!n* No, the man doesn't have a baby in his belly.n* Put that down! You don't know where it's been!n* Where are your clothes?n* Humans don't eat cat foodn* Take your feet out of your mouthn* Please don't blow in the dogs earn* No your sleeve isn't a hankyn* Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it'snbeenn* Stop trying to ride the dog, he doesn't want to playnnAs We Got Older...n--------------------------------------n* Close your mouth when you're eatingn* Stop pulling faces - if the wind changes you'lln stick like it!n* Keep laughing and I'll give you somethingn to cry aboutn* Stop picking, it'll go septic.n* What if your friend jumped off a cliff?n Would you do that too?n* Money doesn't grow on trees.n* Somebody's going to end up crying.n* You're going to have somebody's eye out with that!n* Eat those carrots, they're good for your eyes.n You don't see rabbits wearing glasses, do you?n* I'm going to give you until the count of three.n* Wash behind your ears or you'll have potatoesn growing there.n* If you can't say something nice, don't say anything atnall.n* Don't come running to me when you break both your legs!n* Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth.n* Don't sit too close to the television, it'll turn yourn eyes square.n* I don't CARE if all the other kids are doing it,n you're not doing itn* Less said, sooner mendednnIn Our "Terrible" Teens...n--------------------------------------n* Why? Because I said so that's why!n* I would have never talked to MY mother like that!n* Look at me when I'm talking to you.n* I wasn't born yesterday you know.n* After all I've done for you, and this is then thanks I get?n* You'd better wipe that smile off your face before I do!n* Don't look at me in that tone of voice!n* You can't find it? Well, where did you leave it last?n* I'm not here just for your entertainment.n* If you opened your eyes as wide as your mouth,n you'd be able to find it!n* I don't embarrass you, do I?n* As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say.n* I'm not just talking to hear my own voice.n* How can you sleep in an unmade bed?nnNow we're older... We find ourselves sometimes too busy tonenjoy the time we used to have with our moms. If you cannget to see her do it. If not be sure to phone! Maybe buynher a gift... If your mom is no longer with you, I hope thisnbrings some fun memories.nnSend this article to 3 or more friends, bring a smile tontheir face and remind them to thank their mom...nthis UK Mother's Day - Sunday March 6th.nn====================================nDevelop Powerful Persuasion SkillsnFor Business and Pleasure at...nhttp://www.BookShaker.comn+++ Articles - Previews - Reviews +++n====================================nnKEYWORDSnmother's day,momisms,mom,good advice,humour,nmothering sunday,mother,mothers day,