Latest Facebook Status: Quotes And Messages

The Facebook is world's no. 1 social networking website. Facebook is leading in online social networking. the purpose of using Facebook for business purposes is not only selling products or services. But it acts as a powerful means of online promotion.

Facebook is amassing the most traffic in internet clicks as more and more people are signing-in and letting the whole world know what they are doing, and now, even where they are.

We can let everybody know about our latest happening just by changing our status message in Facebook. Any message written on Facebook wall will reflect in updates of all the people in friend list.

you might like to post status updates using Facebook for iPhone. However, the Facebook chat functionality on Meebo may suit your fancy.

The new timeline set up is a great change that Facebook has made, far better than when the changed over the groups, although that has now grown on me, apart from the fact you can't invite people, you just have to add them.

Some Best Status Updates Are:-

1) I don’t have a comeback so I’m just going to correct your grammar and spelling.

2) "Jesus loves you." A nice gesture to hear in church. A not so nice thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

3) If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without saying “Thanks”, I am granted one attempt at trying to trip you.

4) No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.

5) Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually shrinking...

6) That awkward moment when your crush doesn’t reply to your messages, but updates their Facebook status…

7) I have CDO. It is like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetic order. AS THEY SHOULD BE!

8) Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

9) THIS IS UNFAIR!, Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all of her friends rub her belly and say "Congratuations!"

10) I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should at least trust me with your damn pens!

11) Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.

12) I like to listen to the first 30 seconds of an accidental pocket dial like I'm in an FBI van.

13) Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

14) My girlfriend yelled at me for being "controlling." Funny thing is, I don't remember giving her permission to speak.

15) "Seriously, you should take a picture of that meal and share it with me and everyone you know on Facebook!" - No one, ever!

16) When referring to women I like to use the 'B' word... 'Beautiful' ...because bitches love to be called beautiful.

17) It's time for our monthly 'LETS SEE WHAT YA GOT!' statuses. So lets see what you, our community, has in store for us this month!