This stuff is for the dogs

Not long ago, I did a search on the web for dog supplies. If you are not a dog lover, you won't believe what I found.

The very first items on the list were 99 products for training and bark control. Here's a sampling of what I found: ultrasonic training aid – whatever that is. One was shaped like an egg. They also carried "no chew" sprays, sprays to keep your dog in, out, up, down or otherwise, products to keep your dog from barking and a treat bag that look suspiciously like a fanny pack.

Next on the list was "beds and throws." 187 items for your dog to lie on. The most expensive item was "The Refined Canine Outdoor Dog Chaise Lounger." This cute little thing, measured at 38 inches wide, 26 inches deep and 21.5 inches high. It came with a six inch think bedding and looked slick. The price? Three hundred and nine dollars and available online only.

I learned about products for stain, clean up and odor thanks to the 126 products online. These included products for yard odor elimination, a stain remover with the spring breeze scent, and the "furminator" vacuum accessory. I especially liked the furniture covers meant to protect your favorite sofa or chair, but instead, makes the sofa or chair look hideous and never trains the dog to stay off.

Of the 331 harnesses, collars and leashes, I thought that the "Hartman & Rose Haute Couture Collection Leather Dog Collar" was overpriced at $149.99. However, it was said to be "the highest quality canine attire" and made of bone leather. It featured a smokey topaz octagon surrounded by clear crystal and 22 karat gold polish.

Did you know that Martha Stewart has her own line of dog supplies? At least 85 according to this website. Poor Martha doesn't look like she even likes dogs in the promotion picture. This "collection" features many embarrassing outfits like the pink ruffle tank or the cutie dress that there is no way Martha herself would ever endorse if she were being honest.

Lots of toys can be purchased for your dog on this site. 510 that is. Choose from fleece-lined toys or tennis balls that cost a lot more than ones bought at a sports store. Who knew that dogs appreciated Christmas-theme toys? These people I guess.

Saving the best for last is the gravestones for your diseased dog. One has a saying that says, "If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever." Really? Still if you are in need of dog supplies, this is your store.