The Top 10 Reasons Stumbleupon Users (Stumblers) Are Smarter Than Other People

Greetings Fellow Stumblers! My Name is David Riklan, and I’m a Stumbler. Here are my Top 10 Reasons that Stumbleupon Users (Stumblers) are Smarter tha Other People. 1) We make quick decisions Tens, hundreds or thousands of them instantly. (This website Sucks, sucks, good site, okay, okay, WOW!, sucks, really sucks, good site, Wow!) 2) We know everything that is going on We view massive amount of interesting knowledge on a daily basis including: news, video, arts, business, computers, health, music, science, sports, and technology. 3) We are a very powerful community There are 7,062,804 of us. That is power. 4) We have very quick reflexes Pressing that Stumble Button very quickly requires great eye hand coordination. I can stumble 14 times in 1 minute (Yes, I actually timed it). 5) We have strong opinions and aren't afraid to voice them We have learned to comment very effectively in a very short period of time. I was able to comment in under 1 minute. That is fast. 6) We are smart enough to figure out how to register on stumbleupon Alright, that doesn’t really make us that smart… 7) We are every "cool teacher" you ever had I have learned insightful, interesting facts on everything from the obvious to the obscure through my massive stumbling efforts, and I know I have done the same for others. 8) We know more about the Internet that normal people The internet is serious business – and we know it. Where do you think all those millions of hits on your YouTube account is coming from? 9) We’re here to help We’ve learned how to help each other out, even helping stumbleupon newbies. 10) We can spot a phony a mile away We know how to tell when someone is sucking up to us and trying to get us to give their page a thumbs up, but we still give their site a thumbs up anyway because we think the page is entertaining enough. (Thanks in advance for sharing this with fellow stumblers.)